Join us at Maria’s Package Goods & Community Bar on election night, Tuesday November 6, as we watch the results roll in around the nation for our “ELECTION BREW HA HA”. Starting at 8PM, we’ll all be glued to the TV to see if either Barack “The Rock” Obama or Mitt “The Massachusetts Mauler” Romney wins this no-hold-barred, winner-take-all grudge match that we’re calling “THE FINAL CONFLICT”.
Biden My Time – Named after the seemingly endless verbal gaffs of Vice-President Joe Biden this potent potable will will make you start saying the craziest things. Often thought of as Obama’s attack dog in that he can state policy issues with a bluntness that the presidency doesn’t often allow, Biden’s constant malapropism have put to question his competency but not his passion. This working man’s drink will certainly clean any lingering aftertaste of having put one’s foot in one’s mouth.
The Mint Romney – This muddled aristocratic cocktail will tax your tolerance (and most likely your patience). Like a carefully layered pousse-cafe, this rich digestif makes Republican policy issues easier to swallow. But, please don’t ask the bartender specifics on its ingredients because we’re not going to release the details. Sometimes also known as “The Hair of the Dog on Top of the Car” this sobering drink is recommended after a night of restless flip-flopping.
The Oh, Bama! – 4 years ago we were wowed by this new cocktail from Chicago. However, after repeated tastings some have complained that it’s often watered down and reminds them of a favorite Texas tea called “The Bush Leaguer” from a decade ago. Do not expect any change from your bill.
Ryan’s Song – We hope that you can budget in this drink that is a popular thirst quenching treat for our neighbors to the north. This good-looking cocktail has been known to make one socially insecure. Payment is cash only, no vouchers accepted.